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Celibacy, Imposed or by Choice »

There are many aspects of human sexuality that are very puzzling. Take celibacy for instance.This can be a conscious choice made in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.
Robert and Sarah were attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend. The instructor declared that: “It is essential that husbands and wives know about the things that are […]

Make up vs Beer Classic »


More Happy Slip »

I love Christine’s videos. This one is a take off of the ‘The Bachelor”. Be sure to catch ‘Peelings‘ which is an earlier blog post. It is truly a classic.

Another Mums Perspective on Dealing with a Teenage Boy »

I have just read the funniest story on a parent taking revenge on her teenage son. This is an absolute classic. Head on over to Crystal’s blog and see what I mean.
The woman has a positively evil bent when it comes to meting out just desserts to her young man. In fact he may never […]

How’s this for a great comeback line - interview with General Cosgrove »

Female Interviewer: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
General Coscrove: We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
Female Interviewer: Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?
General Coscrove: I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
Female Interviewer: Don’t you […]

The Final Word on Nutrition »

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.
It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
Facts:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart […]

Oops- The Advertisers Sausage Slip Up »

It appears the advertisers weren’t thinking to well when they came up with this little gem.
It’s all in the instructions:
This is a genuine mistake made in Ireland resulting in the product being pulled from the shelves in not long after its launch.

Will I Live To Be A 100????? More Humour »

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him,
“Do you think I’ll live to be 80?”
He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?”
“Oh no,” I replied. “I’m […]

Children Gotta Luv ‘em »

To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students…here is something to make you chuckle. I received this from a dear friend who finds these gems on the internet.
Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even […]

Pamela Anderson - Totally Blonde »

There is a story on tonights news about Pamela Anderson, the animal liberationist, having only just found out what UGG boots are made from.
Pamela has been wearing Ugg boots for over 10 years without the knowledge that the boots were made from sheepskin. And apparently she thinks that the sheep are skinned alive.
Well, as the […]