Upholstered Rocking Chair Chair with Ottoman Pink

Every now and then this does the rounds every now and then and is always good for a smile.
And remember sometimes you just have to put your feet up and live in the moment.
So here it is:-
A man came  home from work and found his three children outside, still […]

Today my daughter sent me these 29 lines of humorous lines and so I thought I would share them with you.
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t .
2 .. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because […]

We recently brought some torches that plug into the car cigarette lighter and here are the instructions for use.
Thought we would share them with you as they are amusing to say the least.
In fact I’m not quite sure what they are trying to say. Just as well we recognised the car lighter fixture.
Operation Method:

The […]

This week we networked the computers in our office so that all of the computers could connect to the internet. So we decided to write up instructions for those looking to do the same. So here is the non geeks guide to networking computers:

Ask your brother, the computer geek, what you need to buy to […]

A man and his wife were sitting at a table at his high school reunion, and the man kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, “Do you know her?” “Yes,” he sighed, “She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right […]

Each one of the following are legitimate companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear … and how they could be misread.
These are genuine website names, go ahead and check them out yourself!

“Who Represents” is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their […]

This was sent to me recently and so I thought I would share it with all those women who have had a mammogram to enjoy.
Finally got up the courage to go to the mammogram appointment.
I was met with, “Hi! I’m Belinda!”
The perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side […]

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, “When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. […]

A 98 year old woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times.
Dear Sir,
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month.
By my calculations, three ‘nanoseconds’ must have elapsed between his presenting the […]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”.
The girl said “No” and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook.

She had a wardrobe full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The […]