What Do You Do All Day???

Every now and then this does the rounds every now and then and is always good for a smile.
And remember sometimes you just have to sit back put your feet up and live in the moment.  And what could be better to relax in than the The Human Touch Massage Chair.

So here it is:-

A man came  home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas,  playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the  front yard.

The  door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding  into the hall, he found the coat hanger been knocked over, and the  throw rug was wadded against one  wall.

In  the front room the TV was blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of  clothing.

In  the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, and the fridge door was wide  open.

Dog  food was spilled all over the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small  pile of sand was spread by the back  door.

He  quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.

He  was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He  was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.

As  he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor.

Miles  of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As  he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a  novel.

She  looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day  went.

He  looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here  today?’

She  again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all  day?’

‘Yes,’  was his incredulous reply.

She  answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do  it.’