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Respect For The Elderly - Crabby Old Woman »

This article was sent to me by a friend and I just wanted to share it.
When an old lady died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near
Dundee, Scotland, it was  believed that  she had nothing left of any value.

Later, when the nurses were going through her meagre possessions, they
found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the  staff that
copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.

One nurse took her copy to Ireland. The old lady’s sole bequest to
posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine
of the North Ireland Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation
has also been made based on her simple, but eloquent, poem.

And this little old Scottish lady, with nothing left to give to the world,
is now the author of this ‘anonymous’ poem winging across the internet:

Crabby Old Woman

What do you see, nurses………………..What do you see?
What are you thinking……When you’re looking at me?
A crabby old woman…………………………..Not very wise,
Uncertain of habit,……………………..With faraway eyes?

Who dribbles her food ……………..And makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice…….’I do wish you’d try!’
Who seems not to notice ……….The things that you do,
And forever is losing …………………..A stocking or shoe?

Who, resisting or not, ………………Lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding, ……………..The long day to fill?
Is that what you’re thinking?……… Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse,…..You’re not looking at me.

I’ll tell you who I am ……………………….As  I sit here so ill,
As I do at your bidding, ………………. As I eat at your will.
I’m a small child of ten…………..With a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters…………………..Who love one another.

A young girl of sixteen ………………..With wings on her feet
Dreaming that soon now ………………… A lover she’ll meet.
A bride soon at twenty, ………………. My heart gives a leap,
Remembering the vows …………… That I promised to keep.

At twenty-five now,…………………I have young of my own,
Who need me to guide …………… And a secure happy home.
A woman of thirty,……………….. My young now grown fast,
Bound to each other…………………With ties that should last.

At forty, my young sons…………..Have grown and are gone,
But my man’s beside me…………………To see I don’t mourn
At fifty once more,……………….Babies play round my knee,
Again we know children,………………. My loved one and me.

Dark days are upon me,…………………..My husband is dead,
I look at the future,………………………..I shudder  with dread.
For my young are all rearing ……………..Young of their own,
And I think of the years………. And the love that I’ve  known.

I’m now an old woman……………………. And nature is cruel;
Tis jest to make old age ………………………Look like a fool.
The body, it crumbles,………………… Grace and vigour depart,
There is now a stone………………..Where I once had  a heart.

But inside this old carcass……………. A young girl still dwells,
And now and again,…………………. My battered heart swells.
I remember the joys,…………………….. I remember the pain,
And I’m loving and living…………………………Life over again.

I think of  the years………………… All  too few, gone too fast,
And accept the stark fact…………………That nothing can last.
So open your eyes, people,……………………….Open and see,
Not a crabby old woman;……….Look closer……see,…..ME!!

Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who  you might
brush aside without looking at the young soul within…..we will all, one
day, be there, too!

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Every now and then this does the rounds every now and then and is always good for a smile.
And remember sometimes you just have to put your feet up and live in the moment.

So here it is:-

A man came  home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas,  playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the  front yard.

The  door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding  into the hall, he found the coat hanger been knocked over, and the  throw rug was wadded against one  wall.

In  the front room the TV was blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of  clothing.

In  the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, and the fridge door was wide  open.

Dog  food was spilled all over the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small  pile of sand was spread by the back  door.

He  quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.

He  was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He  was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.

As  he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor.

Miles  of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As  he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a  novel.

She  looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day  went.

He  looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here  today?’

She  again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all  day?’

‘Yes,’  was his incredulous reply.

She  answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do  it.’

Affiliate Summit At The Rio - Las Vegas »

When we attended the shareasale.com Affiliate Summit in Las Vegas we had the pleasure of meeting up with Affiliate Marketing Guru, James Martell , his lovely wife Arlene, Phil the tech guy and a small contingent of other students.

Paula and Arlene by the Registration DeskHere is Paula and Arlene at the Summit Registration desk  Arlene has a website devoted to moms with children who suffer from epilepsy.

The site is called EpilepsyMoms.com and is a must visit for anyone who has a child with this condition. Arlene has been through the trauma of having a child with epilepsy so she knows what you are going through and her site is full of information and resources to help any parent in this situation.

The conference was full on as always and the information gained makes this meeting well worth while for anyone in the Affiliate Marketing business.

The James Martell Student Group Photo

Being at the Affiliate Summit and meeting with our fellow students was a lot of fun, usually we communicate through the online bootcamp sessions and the forums that James has put in place to assist us all.

We spent some time talking to the lady from Popshops. Anyone who has an Affiliate Marketing site will find Popshops to be invaluable as a time saving tool that we recommend.

We touched base with a number of Affiliate Networks with a view to getting more good quality, high converting merchants on our sites.

This all equates to $$$’s in the long run so the Summit is the place to be.

If you are looking to monetise your website or blog, it pays to deal with the Affiliate Networks who help to protect your income by making sure you do receive your payments and working with a Network makes it easier to find merchants with products relevant to your site. 

Hanging Out at Affiliate Summit in Las Vegas 2008 »

For anyone involved in internet affiliate marketing a visit to an Affiliate Summit at some stage is a must do exercise.

Paula and I are at the shareasale.com Affiliate Summit in Las Vegas. This is our second Affiliate Summit and we are much more confident this time around. We are no longer unsure of how to approach Affiliate networks and merchants especially as one of our sites is on page one of Google which gives us a little credibility. It shows that we know how to get a website to rank well and as our competition number 41,000,000 it is no mean feat.

Affiliate Marketing is an excellent way to earn an income with your website or blog. Simply join up with one of the Affiliate networks such as CJ, shareasale.com, Affiliate Traction, Link Connector, LinkShare.com; join a merchant program that suits your website and place the merchant ads and/or banners on your site. It is certainly a way to gain a bit of extra income.

For those of you who are really interested in getting started in Affiliate Marketing, Paula and I can thoroughly recommend the James Martell method of learning. Everything is outlined in small, understandable sessions and James is a patient, thorough teacher

How To Develop Content For Your Website With James Martell »

If You Need Help
Developing Content for Your Site, Listen-In as James Martell Talks to Award-Winning
Copywriter Kellie Fowler


Coffee
Talk with Kellie Fowler from DotComCopy.com

In this edition of Coffee Talk, James catches up with award-winning copywriter Kellie Fowler. Kellie owns DotComCopy.com and regularly provides content for Webmasters worldwide (including James).

The two talk about the importance of creating content that delivers value to a site visitor and Kellie shares with James the step-by-step process she goes through to develop articles, headlines, even unique stories for website pages. Before concluding, they also talk about press releases – sharing writing and distribution secrets with listeners.

If you’re a Website owner, you’ve undoubtedly been faced
with the agony that comes when you know it’s time to write
content for your pages and you find yourself staring at a blank computer screen, not sure what to do next. Fear not; even
the best writers face this, which is why it is commonly referred to as “writer’s block.” Just ask freelance copywriter Kellie Fowler.

As she tells James, coming up with unique story lines that will serve to pique a reader’s interest and prompt a sale can be a bit tricky, but it is certainly something every Webmaster can do with a bit of guidance, which is offered in this candid Coffee Talk.

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Kellie, which provides content packages and content subscription services to Webmasters, talks to James about how she approaches
writing projects and how she conducts research for the content she provides for site pages like the home page and product pages, articles, press releases, newsletters and Blog posts. In fact, you may be surprised to know that the research phase often takes her longer to complete than the actual writing.

The two also talk about the need to make a site’s content unique and valuable and Kellie shares insider secrets on how to best do this. They even touch on keyword use and Kellie explains how she uses keywords so that they are as appealing to the reader as they are to the search engines.

Additionally, James tells listeners about “brochure-ware” (which you will surely
want to avoid) and the two spend some time talking about the process behind crafting
content that is written in a natural style and can be counted on to convert.

If you’re a webmaster, you know that the key to a high-ranking site is content,
making this is another Coffee Talk you don’t want to miss.

INSTRUCTIONS: Right-click the ‘MP3′ icon below and select “Save target
as…” to download the audio to your hard drive to listen.


- Total Length: 58 minutes

For more information on James Martell’s affiliate marketing training, including additional complimentary Coffee Talk interviews, click the link:

http://www.work-at-home-net-guides.com

About James MartellJames Martell, a successful affiliate marketer and natural search expert has published many dozens of sites over the years, and

uniquely derives most of his traffic through natural search at the major search engines.

James shares this knowledge with other webmasters in the THIRD EDITION of his highly acclaimed Affiliate Marketers Handbook,
his twice monthly Affiliate Buzz audio newsletter and his online Affiliate
Marketers BootCamp where he holds classes via the Internet for those wanting the
heads up on the best home based business opportunities available online.

James resides in a seaside community south of Vancouver, BC Canada
with his wife Arlene and four children, Adam, Justin, Shelby and Victoria.

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I am a fan of Heath Ledger’s movies, and just loved him in ‘A Knight’s Tale’ and ‘10 Things I Hate About You’, so it was with disbelief that I read a message on my phone this morning, stating that the 28 year old was found dead in his home in Manhatten.

There weren’t any details other than to say there was no foulplay, so I guess it is just a game of wait and see what unfolds as to the cause of death,  over the next few days. Although there is speculation that the death was drug related as there were pills found on the scene. 

Heath is due to be seen playing the part of the Joker in the upcoming Batman movie “The Dark Knight”.

He recently separated from his partner, Michelle Williams, and they have a two year old daughter, Matilda Rose.

Such a shame to see his life cut short at such a young age. 

Twenty Nine Lines To make You Smile »

Today my daughter sent me these 29 lines of humorous lines and so I thought I would share them with you.

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t .
2
.. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3..
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
4..
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke .
5.. Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6..
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder .
8..
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe .
9..
I’m not a complete idiot — Some parts are missing.
10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes .
11..
NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13..
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14..
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16..
Being “over the hill” is much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!
18.. Procrastinate Now!
19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20..
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23..
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken .
24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25..
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26.. The trouble with life is there’s no background music .
27..
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
28.. I smile because I don’t know what the hell is going on.
29.. Ham and eggs…A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

A Fully Animotronic Remote Controlled Life Size Robby The Robot »

How often have you thought how great it would be to have some assistance so the you can  attend to everything you need to do in a day.

 Well unless you think about using Outsource your Life! then there generally isn’t another option.

I can’t wait until the day they design a robot that can do all the mundane stuff.  But in the meantime why not get yourself a special edition,  genuine 7-foot tall, fully animatronic remote - controlled version of Robby.

Robby Who????    Robby the Robot from the 1956 film Forbidden Planet. 

The Genuine 7-Foot Robby The Robot.This robot has been made from the blueprints, molds and templates that were used to create the original. Only the finest materials have been used and Robby is pre-programmed to deliver the lines he made famous in the original movie.

The remote control allows you to adjust the volume, track selection and stop and start functions.  He will also move, rotate his servo-controlled head and rotate his scanners while various lights flash. Robby has an integral audio system which produces cd - quality sound from a directional speaker system in his head. You can connect the sound system to a home theater system and you can even project your own voice through Robby’s sound system with the wireless microphone which is included.

Robby the RobotThe body is constructed of fiberglas so it will not warp over time and all the metals are machine-grade brass, titanium and aluminum for lasting durability and quality.

Robby the Robot is only available from Hammacher Schlemmer.

I so want one of these.

3 Baby Steps To Starting A Home Business »

Copyright © David Lawrence

“How do you eat an elephant? Bite by bite”. Although this may be a simplistic riddle, for me it holds a vital key to running a successful home business. No one would expect you to eat an elephant in one mouthful, and you should not expect yourself to build a thriving home business without breaking it down into smaller, more manageable portions.

These manageable portions could be steps towards a major goal. Steps just keep the momentum going - once you have achieved the first step, then you can take the next one, and so on.

The best way to build a thriving business is to take it one step at a time.

Baby Step #1

Get rid of the fear of failure. Nobody wants to be the one to go against the grain by trying to obtain financial freedom, only to come up empty handed. Do not be afraid to take chances by following your true dreams; turn that daydream of yours into a reality.

Baby Step #2

Avoid negative influences. These influences could be friends, family or even co-workers that constantly remind you that where you are now is where you will remain for the next 25 to 30 years (assuming your job has a decent retirement plan). Hearing that on a regular basis can do some serious damage to one’s self-esteem. Feed off of that burning desire inside you to better the lives of your loved ones and you. Rid yourself of negative people and things that discourage you.

Baby Step #3

Never settle. Everyone would love to be able to do what they want when they want, be able to purchase what they want, when they want, without worrying if it will affect that months rent. Instead the average person just settles. They create their whole way of living around an unsatisfying check that is just getting them by. Do not fall into that category of people who say, “Wow, that would be nice, but I can’t get it.”

Do not hesitate in obtaining the knowledge and tools that you will need to help you get to where you want to be in your career as well as in your life. Keep these things in mind and you’ll be well on your way to…Starting a Home Business.

About the Author:

David Lawrence operates a successful home based business and coaches others seeking to start their own home based business. He invites you to visit his website at http://www.wahpips.com